How I Love Thee, Let Me Count the Ways

I would like to take this moment and mention a rekindled love with my iPhone. This isn’t the same everytime-I-take-you-out-of-my-pocket renewed love at her beauty, grace, style, and entertainment value, but a serious this-baby-is-effing-saving-my-life! GPS is OUTSTANDING, if just a little battery hogging. The Honolulu bus system is the retarded stepchild of TriMet and without Albert 2, I would never have survived.

Bus route numbers are not posted on bus stop signs so you have no idea what buses come to each stop. When I tried to plan ahead of time, the website is impossible to navigate and hurts my eyes (and always crashed Safari, don't try this at home kids). Buses come infrequently and illogically, not on all busy streets. Also, every street here looks and sounds like the same name. Soooo many vowels. So it is hard to tell, when a bus came, if it is going where I want it too.