Adventures in Public Transportation

The man that walks on the bus had long nasty hair, baseball cap, dirty beard, dirty jean jacket, a voice like he'd been smoking right out of the womb. He is speaking to this woman who walked on with him.
"So this spanish chick says to me - you think we should all get deported?? - so I go - heck no honey! They should make Mexico a state, so I can go there and you can come here!"
Then the woman with him goes - "Yeah, what about that wall they are building?"

... and just to interject... um a fucking wall inbetween America and Mexico? What the heck is wrong with this country?

Dirty Man - "Yeah... like that great wall or something"
Woman - "Where was that? Between China and Russia? Oh wait.. no China and Japan!"
Dirty Man - "No... It totally divided Germany!"